I never noticed how silent the house can get, even with a dog around.

Nope, we need a milkshake.
Oh good point…who can we commandeer…
Someone who brings people to yards.
Hey Barton. I’m doing alright. How about you? Staying out of trouble?
Me? Trouble? Now why would you ask that?

Hey. Do I know ya?
Says one whose nickname is cheeseburger.
If we called Jess ‘French Fry’ our Mcdonald’s group would be complete.
Nope, we need a milkshake.
thisartificialheart replied to your post: Christ. Sweating it out in Mozambique for 5 days…
Barton, what the shit are you doing in Africa?S.H.I.E.L.D. business. How did the holidays treat you?
Lame, since /someone/ bailed on sitting around on our asses eating Chinese food on Christmas. I wonder /who/ that could be.
Oh c’monnnnn. S.H.I.E.L.D. BUSINESS.
Katie Kate. How’re you doin’?

I’m sure this nugget of information will come in handy one day.
You’re a nugget.
Says one whose nickname is cheeseburger.
Is there ever a better time?
I know, hotshot. Same, only I’m off patrolling for while. Thinking of taking something that’s a little more behind the scenes.
The worst times are always the best times for an inappropriate conversation.
Lemme guess… detective work? I could picture ya in a trench coat and a hat.